HEY YOU!  Yeah, I’m talking to you.  If you have time to read this, then you have time to come over and help us move the farm.  I’m freaking out about moving the dirt.  We have too.  I will not allow it to stay to be grown over with crab grass, or remain in the hands of someone else.  Even if they paid us for the dirt, I would still say no.  That is our sweat equity there and it means a lot.  If you have ever gardened before, then maybe you will understand the beauty and personal connection to your soil.  We moved a row by hand yesterday and it was a lot of hard work.  Now the talk around here is hiring a dump truck and backhoe to scrape it all up and take it across town.  It’s not as simple as it sounds though.  We still have crops in the ground and a copious amount of weeds that need to be pulled and grass to be mowed so that the backhoe can come in…..AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Want to come over?  Please?